November 2012
77 posts
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Dear khbutterfly,
Wh-what?! First Pence, now Olette? Why’s that sort of stuff anyone’s business anyway??
-Hayner
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Dear bubbliciousmeko,
Wow, I don’t know what I did to make so many people like me so much; but sure! You can have a hug.
-Roxas
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Dear khbutterfly,
Wait a minute; we’re going on a date? When did this happen?
I mean, I know I said I’d take you out to see other worlds when I became a master (which I haven’t yet), but I didn’t know that counted as a d-date…
-Ventus
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Dear anon,
I was about…four years old when I washed up on the beach? Yeah, I’m not really sure how I ended up there, to be honest…
Thankfully, Sora and Riku found me that day while they were playing on the island. Some adults got involved, and eventually the mayor took me in. Sora and Riku came to visit again soon after that, and well, we’ve been together ever...
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Dear the-bond-of-flame,
The Bond of Flame? What does that have to do with me? And uh, I guess I went through a growth spurt—thank you, I suppose.
She’s naming her puppy after me?! That’s awesome! I’ve never inspired anyone to name a puppy after me before.
They’ve already BOTH taught me a lot—they helped me get used to the Keyblade by sparring with me...
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Dear anon,
I’ve grown! I’ve grown plenty!
Um, excuse me, this is my letter. I don’t really know how tall I am, anon. I haven’t measured my height in forever.
I’m still not as tall as you, but you were always really tall. So technically I’ve grown more than you!
Since when was this a contest, Sora?
Since I won!
-Riku
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Dear anon,
What on earth are you supposed to be? Leave me be or witness the power of darkness.
-Xehanort
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Dear Shower of Sparkling Drops,
Ever heard of this new invention called hair gel?
The hair adds to the overall “sharpness,” don’t you think?
-Larxene
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Dear anon,
Me, training others? I know I’ve come a long way from who I used to be, but I don’t know if I’m quite ready to take on apprentices. That’s a huge responsibility, and I think I’d need to do a little bit more soul-searching before I feel comfortable helping others do the same…
-Riku
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Dear hergaderga,
Hehe. Let’s just say it’s kind of complicated.
-Braig
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Dear fissionfiragaburst,
Of course I knew how to fight with knives before I became a Nobody. It’s not like the skills I have could be learned in a matter of months.
-Larxene
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Dear redsugarlumpdeluxe,
Uh, let’s just say that I definitely preferred it when she was fighting with me and not against me.
-Sora
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Dear nuzie,
Well, it’s kind of like handling a sword, and even though they were just made of wood, we’ve had plenty of practice handling those! Though I guess when we were younger sometimes we got a little clumsy with them and—as you said—ended up smacking ourselves in the face.
‘Ourselves’? Speak for yourself Sora. If I ever got smacked in the face, it...
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Dear anon,
High five the sky? I like that!
Mind if I start using that? It’s definitely a keeper.
-Sora
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Dear seasaltroxas,
Oh, I don’t think Sora or Riku would ever try to invade my privacy like that.
Besides, there’s nothing that I’d put in a diary that I wouldn’t tell the guys—I don’t really keep anything secret from them.
-Kairi
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Dear musicofthesitar,
Psh, you think I could fake this? My level of lazy takes talent dude.
The mullet is a result of hair gel and a good old-fashioned headbanging to the band of my choice.
-Demyx
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Dear anon,
Hey! I take offense to that.
Why? Isn’t ginger a type of food?
No, it’s—oh, nevermind, the original joke doesn’t even have anything to do with hearts.
-Axel and Roxas
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Dear anon,
Yes. Yes I do.
-Vanitas
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Dear sakiisstupid,
You can’t tell me what to do!
-Vanitas
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Dear anon,
That was DiZ’s computer, right?…then, no.
-Roxas
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Dear Saki,
School was…well, school. I got by with Selphie and the others.
And Tidus and Wakka are still around—they’re doing pretty well, even with soccer practice to worry about.
-Kairi
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Dear Tony,
Tell your friend that their thoughts are ridiculous. The book I keep with me is a lexicon of information on light and darkness as well as the inner workings of the heart.
What use would I have for pornographic content? Honestly.
-Zexion
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Dear Saki,
Trifling consequences. What are other lives before the presence and meaning of my own? Every person I have “come across,” as you say, chose their own fate. I merely dealt them a card which they proceeded to take.
-Master Xehanort
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Dear Saki,
It’s about as interesting as you’d think. You’re imagination’s probably more accurate and less angry than mine at the moment.
-Vanitas
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Dear the-ashes-of-our-remedy,
The other members of the organization are colleagues of mine and I do not have any special affinity for any one of them….
Although… I suppose if I had to pick… due to our past friendship, I would say I collaborate well with Axel.
-Saïx
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Dear fan,
Ya know, I’ve never been one for following plans too harshly. They never really work out how you think they’re gonna.
I’ll play it by ear for now. Who knows? Maybe it’ll get me where I need to be.
-Lea
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Dear fideo,
You could try. But I’m not sure you’d find the results to your liking.
-Master Xehanort
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Dear anon,
Whoa, hey there. I’m not that old yet.
And besides, I’m pretty busy at this point in my life. We have great challenges ahead of us and there are a lot of people who need me. Retirement’s not quite in the cards for me at the moment.
…..And uh, probably not kids either.
-Mickey
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Dear anon,
You have some weird taste if you think my old scarred face is “attractive.”
Attractiveness has no purpose to our greater cause.
I have no clue what you all are talking about. I’m attractive as hell.
I think we all know who wins the attractiveness contest, though…
Me?
Ouch, Rox. Way to help a pal out.
It’s okay Axel. It’s that...
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Dear anon,
……….. Sorry to disappoint you, whoever you are, but those days are over.
-Riku
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Dear anon,
I tried to take him! We went on Christmas Eve!…. but Santa wasn’t there.
In retrospect, it probably wasn’t the best night to visit him.
Yeah, I realize that now…
-Sora and Riku
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Dear anon,
That never happened. I would have remembered it.
Maybe it’s the memory loss from being beaten so hard.
-Ventus and Vanitas
(original artist)
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Dear seanut,
Pizza!!!
I’m partial to grilled cheese sandwiches.
Sea salt ice cream!
The blood of my enemies.
……..
………….
Larxene, your jokes; they’re never very funny.
-Members VI, IX, XII, and XIV
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Submission box is closed!
Hello everyone! Brunette here.
Due to priorities (like my job and, well, my health, to be honest), I will be taking a bit of a break from Ask Kingdom Hearts. To make things easier on the Redhead, we are going to close the submission box, and we’ll also be dropping the queue number down to three. Things will be a little slow around here, and I apologize for that, but hopefully I can get some...
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Dear Dexilan,
We make them ourselves. :) We cut the clips in Sony Vegas Pro 9 (also where we do any outside editing if necessary), then use a program to turn the clips into gifs. Each of us uses a different program for that though.
-The Admins
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Dear shapoopeh,
Why yes! Nomura has even stated before that his inclusion of sea salt icecream in the game was inspired by his love of the real thing, although admittedly it looks a little different from its game counterpart. It comes in this nice, little souvenir case:
And looks like this:
Unfortunately you can only get it at Tokyo DisneySea, which—you guessed it—is only in...
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Dear thatgirlsagenius,
This is irresponsible representation of my character. I demand these videos be taken down.
-Marluxia
(link in letter)
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Dear Santa Claus,
But didn’t you already send me a gift?
….Oh, I get it. Is this what’s owed me for all those years before? Hmmm, not bad. You’re a pretty funny guy, Santa.
Although I’m not sure what I’m gonna do with all this coal….
-Riku
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Dear thatgirlsagenius,
Ice cream’s more than salt and ice, you know….
Really??? Does that mean you know the recipe, Axel?
Well no, it’s just—
We should try making some!
*sigh* I guess I could try looking up how to make home-made ice cream and we can try to figure something out…
-Roxas, Axel, and Xion
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Dear thatgirlsagenius,
Is that really possible? Everyone’s going to forget me, whether they want to or not. Everyone…
But I have to do what’s necessary—what’s right. Even if you do forget me…I won’t forget the sincerity of your promise.
-Xion
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Dear thatgirlsagenius,
Those are some pretty bold accusations you’re making. Are you trying to undermine the unity of our organization? Not cool.
For the record, you might want to be careful about spreading around this “theory” of yours. We don’t take…rumors like yours very lightly.
-Xigbar
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Dear thatgirlsagenius,
People actually choose to spend their free time trying to impersonate Demyx? I cannot understand why.
…..I can’t get in trouble for anything my actor says, right? I mean it’s not really me!
You get in trouble for half the things you do say anyway!
-Demyx, Axel, and Marluxia
(link in letter)
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Dear thatgirlsagenius,
No, what I don’t enough of around here is respect. And eh, I’m no fan of spicy foods, but they’re alright I suppose.
-Larxene
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Dear thatgirlsagenius,
Oh, haha, funny story. When we were all younger, Hayner once accidentally stuck a piece of gum in my hair during class. We didn’t want to get in trouble so him and Pence tried to secretly fix it with a pair of scissors in the back of the classroom, but it kind of ended up uneven. My parents were a little mad when I got home, but strangely enough, they thought it...
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Dear thatgirlsagenius,
Clearly it’d...
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Dear anon,
As I am heavily immersed in the subject, more than I can count, for varying reasons or another, although most of them end up being of inferior quality. Xion and the replica of Riku are by far my most accomplished achievements.
-Vexen
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Dear anon,
So let me get this straight; you want to torture me by locking me in a Wal-Mart….. You mean the Wal-Mart with all the food and the video games?
Your “ultimate evil” is pretty lame.
-Vanitas
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Dear anon,
Whoa there! I only asked her on one date and now we have a kid? Haha, isn’t that rushing into things?
-Zack
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Dear anon,
I’m not sure how that would have worked with me being one of the princesses of heart involved in Xehanort’s plan. It definitely would have made things more complicated.
And Xehanort wouldn’t have had a reason to kidnap me. I’m not a princess of heart and if Kairi and my roles had been switched, I wouldn’t have even had the keyblade. I probably would...
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Dear anon,
I was under the impression that all videos depicting activities such as this had been permanently deleted.
I didn’t do it, I swear!
-Xemnas and Demyx
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