June 2012
95 posts
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Dear anon,
How would I feel? Pretty hostile, actually. That’d make a pretty awful joke.
For once we agree on something.
- Seifer and Hayner
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Dear anon,
Oddly enough, I’ve always enjoyed “The Lexicon of Music in Shakespeare.” The content deals very much with the inner workings of the heart and describes various emotions as evoked by music combined with what is happening onstage.
I also like to browse the Organization’s copies of various texts originally written by scholars such as Socrates and Ptolemy....
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Dear anon,
Maybe if they stopped trying to sound so cool with phrases like, “you lamers”, perhaps we’d get along.
And maybe if you lameheads weren’t so cocky and full of yourselves, we might actually consider letting you join our awesome ranks.
-Hayner, Pence, Olette, Seifer, Rai, and Fuu
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Dear mazza-san,
What, that little brat from that one letter? I seriously doubt similar looking faces is enough to convince anyone I’m a four-year old.
-Vanitas
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Dear anon,
I don’t really have time to waste on a relationship. I’ve got more important things going for me.
Can’t be tamed.
-Vanitas
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Dear anon,
Oh, yeah.
A big hug.
-Vanitas
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Dear Ventus,
Ah-hehe. Sorry.
I don’t associate myself with losers.
-Vanitas
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Dear sorokeu,
Hahahahahaha!!! I’d like to see you try!
-Vanitas
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Dear anon,
Alright, let’s go look it up Axel!
No, wait! I, uh, I already know what it means! It’s…when two people are really good friends, and uh…do really special things together.
Oh! Well then, thanks anon!
……………………..
-Roxas and Axel
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Dear vennarogue,
Need I remind you of the “Let some dusks loose in the kitchen, nearly got murdered by Xaldin” incident?
Of course, there was also the time I tried to clone a kitten so I could set a bunch of kittens loose in the castle. ‘Cause I mean, come on. Everyone would get all confused about what to do ‘cause no one wants to be mean to a kitten. But ah…...
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Dear anon,
Lexaeus and I have been friends ever since I was little. I can’t really explain it, but I’ve always looked up to him.
I guess you could say I’ve always been doing my best to look out for him.
-Lexaeus and Zexion
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Dear anon,
Ummm, that is a very personal question that I’d really rather not dignify with an answer on this public blog.
-Kairi
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Dear Alissa,
Vanitas, unsurprisingly, required little to no training. Being darkness itself, he is able to control the darkness and negativity that he possesses with ease. He knows all that he needs to about my “eventual plans” as you say.
And as for Ventus, let’s just say that he was never a very useful apprentice.
-Master Xehanort
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Dear anon,
Who needs other hobbies?
-Vanitas
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Dear mermaid-sorrow,
Oh I don’t know if I could ever be bothered to run a shop of any kind.
I prefer to win my munny from other people the fun way.
But I suppose I’d have to think of something clever to name it, wouldn’t I? Perhaps something unassuming, such as “Deal of the Hour”?
-Luxord
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Dear domhnulla,
Well, it certainly is an interesting idea…
But… I don’t really have access to very good drawing supplies in my current situation… honestly I feel like I’m lucky to even get the crayons…
-Naminè
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Dear anon,
Don’t touch the coat, kupo!
Demyx is a pretty regular customer—he can never seem to keep money without spending it. Although, Roxas is a keeper—he’s the only one who buys into my “1 for 100, 2 for 250” deal.
-Organization XIII Moogle
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Dear Lauren and anon,
We currently have 40 answered questions, 52 in the draft box that have yet to be answered, and as of this morning, 136 messages in the inbox that still need to be archived. Whoa! O_O
We try to answer them at a rate that is reasonable for our schedules, while also maintaining a proportionate balance of the three numbers above. Up to this point, a queue post of three has...
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Dear anotherfirename,
Water you talking about, all my pick-up lines are as classy as the smiles on your faces. Of course, that’s just because you’re happy to see me, and not because you have a sitar-tuner in your pocket, right?
Wait, wait, don’t wave me off like that, I’ve got some more current ones. You better pay attention, because you’re as hot as fire,...
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Dear Lauren,
Well, thanks for thinking I’m awesome…. everyone thinks that? ……Uhh… How, I mean… why… uh…. what gave them that idea?
Pictures? What pictures? I didn’t authorize anything.
-Riku and Roxas
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Dear kaitouyahiko,
You know, um…I don’t really know. It kind of feels like I’ve just sort of had them for as long as I can remember…
But thank you!
-Roxas
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Dear spiritskyes,
Uh, hey!
-Ventus
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Dear divinetemptationsx,
Thank you for saying that. Really, it means a lot to me. And I’m sure you’re strong and amazing as well. Probably a lot more than you realize.
-Aqua
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Dear random-cattai,
I sleep amongst them.
Have you seen the rooms in The Castle That Never Was? Let’s just say that the higher ups pulling the Organization’s purse strings don’t usually let us spring for such “frivolities.”
The standard-issue lump we are given hardly qualifies as a bed—what else was I supposed to do but spruce the place up with my...
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Dear Lauren,
Well, seeing as how hurting people is something I like doing, I’m going to cause you all pain and continue to make you wait on the sidelines.
-Vanitas
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Dear thethoughinmyhead,
Kairi’s our best friend. We’d never want to lose her.
She’s very…. special… to both of us. And I know that if she were ever in trouble, the two of us would do anything to keep her safe.
-Sora and Riku
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Dear anon,
Don’t tell me Kairi’s missing again. We did enough world hopping the first time around looking for her.
Aww shucks, but you wouldn’t mind looking for her again, would you Sora?
I would.
-Sora, Donald, and Goofy
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Dear anon,
Oh, I am so on this.
Possible hair dye jobs aside, perfect comparison, or perfect comparison? I’m sure the other guys would agree with me on this.
-Demyx
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Dear Followers,
Just a friendly reminder that there is a glitch with the submission box when using Internet Explorer that causes letters to come in bodiless. (This is a problem on all ask blogs, not just ours.) We’re sorry, but there’s nothing we can do to fix this other than to tell you to download a different browser. (Google Chrome, Safari, Firefox, etc.)
Sorry about that....
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Dear anon,
I’ve never read his works, but I’ve heard of him—the word sadism’s named after him, right? Well, I won’t deny it’s not a little fun to watch others squirm, especially if they deserve it.
And as I live in a castle full of idiots, that happens quite often.
-Larxene
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Dear anon,
……………………..
Your compliments are appreciated, I suppose. My eyes do indeed have the talent to see through the lies of others.
-Xemnas
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Dear introspeculation,
Did I make a typo? Huh, I’ll have to ask Sora about it later, I’m sure he still has that letter…
On second thought, he’ll probably just end up teasing me for it, so maybe I should hold off on checking.
-Kairi
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Dear anon,
In a soon-to-be-diabetic heartbeat!
-Sora
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Dear wayfindersandpaopufruit,
Beats me. Personally, I think I’m cursed or something.
-Axel
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Dear Lauren,
Psh, sorry. I don’t think I have time for a relationship. I’ve got things to do; darkness to spread, lives to ruin. I can’t be tied down by anyone.
-Vanitas
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Dear anon,
Oh, wow. Thank you.
Uh, I’d return the sentiment, but I don’t know who you are.
-Sora
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Dear fairyhearts67,
Um, just because? I mean it’s not like I try or anything.
-Sora
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Dear anon,
Yeah, and it was hilarious!
*cough* I mean, no, what we did to Aqua wasn’t funny. According to the Master, brassieres are to be stored in drawers, not freezers.
-Ventus
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Dear anon,
Adorable and strong?
Haha, that’s a weird way to describe it, but thanks!
-Roxas
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Dear fan,
That’s what I keep telling him! But he keeps insisting he’s a solo-act kind of guy.
I have all the time in the world to traverse any distance or space in my way.
-Xigbar and Luxord
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Dear bornfearless,
Yeah, sure, I feel a little different. Mostly, I just feel more empowered in different ways depending on which one I’m in. Like, when I’m in Valor form, I feel a lot stronger physically, like I could lift a building if I wanted to. When I’m in Wisdom form, I feel the magic flowing freely through me like blood through my veins.
I guess the only change...
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Dear Lauren,
Rumors? Well, first of all, I don’t see how it’s any of their business. It’s my personal life, after all.
And I don’t want to imagine Roxas as a girl. That’s just weird. He’s fine just the way he is.
-Axel
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Dear Lauren,
Just because I’m a part of him doesn’t mean we have to be friends. Have you seen how utterly pathetic that loser is?
And I can’t just give up on being badass. It’s not something you do, it’s something you are.
-Vanitas
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Dear theonlyflowerinthesky,
My dear, I’ve been expecting you! Time’s a funny thing, you see. You’ll be a fine student—trust me, I’ve seen your work.
-Merlin
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Dear makkura-taichou,
Haha, Sora’s no pushover. He’s beaten me at a few races and sparring matches.
And he definitely beats me when it comes to being a good friend.
-Riku
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Dear the-human-unversed,
Indeed, I am always attempting to push the boundaries of science in the Organization’s quest to unlock the mysteries of the heart. Currently, I’ve been tinkering with the idea of training large mutant felines to patrol the worlds and collect hearts from small gatherings of heartless so that we waste less time by sending our members to do it themselves.
...
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Dear nenilein,
…..the part where he said I could finally leave the island. It’s awful, but it’s true.
I’m sorry, I wasn’t thinking at the time—or rather, I was only thinking of myself. I just wanted to get off this island so badly.
If I could go back to that moment, knowing what I know now…..
-Riku
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Dear commandercoker,
Aqua and Terra would never take a sparring match so far! I mean, it’s just practice, they’re smart enough not to do something as stupid as putting each other’s lives at risk.
But alright, I’ll play along. I’d pick Aqua, because she ALWAYS has a cure spell on hand, and extra ethers too, just in case. Then I’d have her cast it on...
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Dear Shiro,
Truth be told, I’m scared of the exact same thing.
But I have to keep holding out. I know I’ll get out of here eventually. But you know, even if I don’t, I don’t regret it.
-Aqua
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Dear anon,
They come from the pure energy of music and awesomeness!!!
Nah, just kiddin. To be honest I don’t really know the mechanics of it either.
-Demyx
