June 2012
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Dear Lauren and anon,
We currently have 40 answered questions, 52 in the draft box that have yet to be answered, and as of this morning, 136 messages in the inbox that still need to be archived. Whoa! O_O
We try to answer them at a rate that is reasonable for our schedules, while also maintaining a proportionate balance of the three numbers above. Up to this point, a queue post of three has...
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Dear anotherfirename,
Water you talking about, all my pick-up lines are as classy as the smiles on your faces. Of course, that’s just because you’re happy to see me, and not because you have a sitar-tuner in your pocket, right?
Wait, wait, don’t wave me off like that, I’ve got some more current ones. You better pay attention, because you’re as hot as fire,...
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Dear Lauren,
Well, thanks for thinking I’m awesome…. everyone thinks that? ……Uhh… How, I mean… why… uh…. what gave them that idea?
Pictures? What pictures? I didn’t authorize anything.
-Riku and Roxas
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Dear kaitouyahiko,
You know, um…I don’t really know. It kind of feels like I’ve just sort of had them for as long as I can remember…
But thank you!
-Roxas
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Dear spiritskyes,
Uh, hey!
-Ventus
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Dear divinetemptationsx,
Thank you for saying that. Really, it means a lot to me. And I’m sure you’re strong and amazing as well. Probably a lot more than you realize.
-Aqua
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Dear random-cattai,
I sleep amongst them.
Have you seen the rooms in The Castle That Never Was? Let’s just say that the higher ups pulling the Organization’s purse strings don’t usually let us spring for such “frivolities.”
The standard-issue lump we are given hardly qualifies as a bed—what else was I supposed to do but spruce the place up with my...
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Dear Lauren,
Well, seeing as how hurting people is something I like doing, I’m going to cause you all pain and continue to make you wait on the sidelines.
-Vanitas
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Dear thethoughinmyhead,
Kairi’s our best friend. We’d never want to lose her.
She’s very…. special… to both of us. And I know that if she were ever in trouble, the two of us would do anything to keep her safe.
-Sora and Riku
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Dear anon,
Don’t tell me Kairi’s missing again. We did enough world hopping the first time around looking for her.
Aww shucks, but you wouldn’t mind looking for her again, would you Sora?
I would.
-Sora, Donald, and Goofy
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Dear anon,
Oh, I am so on this.
Possible hair dye jobs aside, perfect comparison, or perfect comparison? I’m sure the other guys would agree with me on this.
-Demyx
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Dear Followers,
Just a friendly reminder that there is a glitch with the submission box when using Internet Explorer that causes letters to come in bodiless. (This is a problem on all ask blogs, not just ours.) We’re sorry, but there’s nothing we can do to fix this other than to tell you to download a different browser. (Google Chrome, Safari, Firefox, etc.)
Sorry about that....
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Dear anon,
I’ve never read his works, but I’ve heard of him—the word sadism’s named after him, right? Well, I won’t deny it’s not a little fun to watch others squirm, especially if they deserve it.
And as I live in a castle full of idiots, that happens quite often.
-Larxene
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Dear anon,
……………………..
Your compliments are appreciated, I suppose. My eyes do indeed have the talent to see through the lies of others.
-Xemnas
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Dear introspeculation,
Did I make a typo? Huh, I’ll have to ask Sora about it later, I’m sure he still has that letter…
On second thought, he’ll probably just end up teasing me for it, so maybe I should hold off on checking.
-Kairi
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Dear anon,
In a soon-to-be-diabetic heartbeat!
-Sora
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Dear wayfindersandpaopufruit,
Beats me. Personally, I think I’m cursed or something.
-Axel
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Dear Lauren,
Psh, sorry. I don’t think I have time for a relationship. I’ve got things to do; darkness to spread, lives to ruin. I can’t be tied down by anyone.
-Vanitas
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Dear anon,
Oh, wow. Thank you.
Uh, I’d return the sentiment, but I don’t know who you are.
-Sora
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Dear fairyhearts67,
Um, just because? I mean it’s not like I try or anything.
-Sora