Ask Kingdom Hearts

Dear khbutterfly, Wh-what?! First Pence, now Olette? Why’s that sort of stuff anyone’s...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 12:00:44 +0900

Dear khbutterfly,

Wh-what?! First Pence, now Olette? Why’s that sort of stuff anyone’s business anyway??

-Hayner

Dear bubbliciousmeko, Wow, I don’t know what I did to make so many people like me so much;...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 06:00:58 +0900

Dear bubbliciousmeko,

Wow, I don’t know what I did to make so many people like me so much; but sure! You can have a hug.

-Roxas

Dear khbutterfly, Wait a minute; we’re going on a date? When did this happen? I mean, I know...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:00:43 +0900

Dear khbutterfly,

Wait a minute; we’re going on a date? When did this happen?

I mean, I know I said I’d take you out to see other worlds when I became a master (which I haven’t yet), but I didn’t know that counted as a d-date…

-Ventus

Dear anon, I was about…four years old when I washed up on the beach? Yeah, I’m not...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 12:00:35 +0900

Dear anon,

I was about…four years old when I washed up on the beach? Yeah, I’m not really sure how I ended up there, to be honest…

Thankfully, Sora and Riku found me that day while they were playing on the island. Some adults got involved, and eventually the mayor took me in. Sora and Riku came to visit again soon after that, and well, we’ve been together ever since.

-Kairi

Dear the-bond-of-flame, The Bond of Flame? What does that have to do with me? And uh, I guess I...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 06:01:06 +0900

Dear the-bond-of-flame,

The Bond of Flame? What does that have to do with me? And uh, I guess I went through a growth spurt—thank you, I suppose.

She’s naming her puppy after me?! That’s awesome! I’ve never inspired anyone to name a puppy after me before.

They’ve already BOTH taught me a lot—they helped me get used to the Keyblade by sparring with me in their spare time before the Mark of Mastery Exam. I really don’t think I could choose between them.

-Sora, Riku, and Kairi

Dear anon, I’ve grown! I’ve grown plenty! Um, excuse me, this is my letter. I...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:00:30 +0900

Dear anon,

I’ve grown! I’ve grown plenty!

Um, excuse me, this is my letter. I don’t really know how tall I am, anon. I haven’t measured my height in forever.

I’m still not as tall as you, but you were always really tall. So technically I’ve grown more than you!

Since when was this a contest, Sora?

Since I won!

-Riku

Dear anon, What on earth are you supposed to be? Leave me be or witness the power of...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 12:00:28 +0900

Dear anon,

What on earth are you supposed to be? Leave me be or witness the power of darkness.

-Xehanort

Dear Shower of Sparkling Drops, Ever heard of this new invention called hair gel? The hair adds to...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:00:45 +0900

Dear Shower of Sparkling Drops,

Ever heard of this new invention called hair gel?

The hair adds to the overall “sharpness,” don’t you think?

-Larxene

Dear anon, Me, training others? I know I’ve come a long way from who I used to be, but I...

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 18:00:32 +0900

Dear anon,

Me, training others? I know I’ve come a long way from who I used to be, but I don’t know if I’m quite ready to take on apprentices. That’s a huge responsibility, and I think I’d need to do a little bit more soul-searching before I feel comfortable helping others do the same…

-Riku

Dear hergaderga, Hehe. Let’s just say it’s kind of complicated. -Braig

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 12:00:29 +0900

Dear hergaderga,

Hehe. Let’s just say it’s kind of complicated.

-Braig

Dear fissionfiragaburst, Of course I knew how to fight with knives before I became a Nobody....

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 06:00:58 +0900

Dear fissionfiragaburst,

Of course I knew how to fight with knives before I became a Nobody. It’s not like the skills I have could be learned in a matter of months.

-Larxene

Dear redsugarlumpdeluxe, Uh, let’s just say that I definitely preferred it when she was...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:00:32 +0900

Dear redsugarlumpdeluxe,

Uh, let’s just say that I definitely preferred it when she was fighting with me and not against me.

-Sora

Dear nuzie, Well, it’s kind of like handling a sword, and even though they were just made of...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:00:34 +0900

Dear nuzie,

Well, it’s kind of like handling a sword, and even though they were just made of wood, we’ve had plenty of practice handling those! Though I guess when we were younger sometimes we got a little clumsy with them and—as you said—ended up smacking ourselves in the face.

‘Ourselves’? Speak for yourself Sora. If I ever got smacked in the face, it was because you weren’t being careful.

Yeah, those play-fights were certainly a good way to prepare us for Keyblades, but it’s not amateur hour anymore! You guys may have more experience fighting with them, but I’ll definitely catch up in no time, just you wait!

Aren’t you forgetting someone Kairi? Don’t count me out either! How about you and me bet on who can master the Keyblade first?

-Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Lea

Dear anon, High five the sky? I like that! Mind if I start using that? It’s definitely a...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 06:00:57 +0900

Dear anon,

High five the sky? I like that!

Mind if I start using that? It’s definitely a keeper.

-Sora

Dear seasaltroxas, Oh, I don’t think Sora or Riku would ever try to invade my privacy like...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:00:45 +0900

Dear seasaltroxas,

Oh, I don’t think Sora or Riku would ever try to invade my privacy like that.

Besides, there’s nothing that I’d put in a diary that I wouldn’t tell the guys—I don’t really keep anything secret from them.

-Kairi

Dear musicofthesitar, Psh, you think I could fake this? My level of lazy takes talent dude. The...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:00:00 +0900

Dear musicofthesitar,

Psh, you think I could fake this? My level of lazy takes talent dude.

The mullet is a result of hair gel and a good old-fashioned headbanging to the band of my choice.

-Demyx

Dear anon, Hey! I take offense to that. Why? Isn’t ginger a type of food? No,...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 06:00:54 +0900

Dear anon,

Hey! I take offense to that.

Why? Isn’t ginger a type of food?

No, it’s—oh, nevermind, the original joke doesn’t even have anything to do with hearts.

-Axel and Roxas

Dear anon, Yes. Yes I do. -Vanitas

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 18:00:31 +0900

Dear anon,

Yes. Yes I do.

-Vanitas

Dear sakiisstupid, You can’t tell me what to do! -Vanitas

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 12:00:53 +0900

Dear sakiisstupid,

You can’t tell me what to do!

-Vanitas

Dear anon, That was DiZ’s computer, right?…then, no. -Roxas

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 08:44:06 +0900

Dear anon,

That was DiZ’s computer, right?…then, no.

-Roxas