Hey! I take offense to that.
Why? Isn’t ginger a type of food?
No, it’s—oh, nevermind, the original joke doesn’t even have anything to do with hearts.
-Axel and Roxas
You have some weird taste if you think my old scarred face is “attractive.”
Attractiveness has no purpose to our greater cause.
I have no clue what you all are talking about. I’m attractive as hell.
I think we all know who wins the attractiveness contest, though…
Ouch, Rox. Way to help a pal out.
It’s okay Axel. It’s that smile of his.
Wait, I was kidding…
-Members II, VII, VIII, IX, X, and XIII
Ice cream’s more than salt and ice, you know….
Really??? Does that mean you know the recipe, Axel?
Well no, it’s just—
We should try making some!
*sigh* I guess I could try looking up how to make home-made ice cream and we can try to figure something out…
-Roxas, Axel, and Xion
People actually choose to spend their free time trying to impersonate Demyx? I cannot understand why.
…..I can’t get in trouble for anything my actor says, right? I mean it’s not really me!
You get in trouble for half the things you do say anyway!
-Demyx, Axel, and Marluxia
That particular video you can blame on Vexen’s “experimental mind control” that malfunctioned yesterday.
Yes, that one did go a bit overboard…
Wait a minute Demyx. If you didn’t record that, then who did…?
Hello everyone. Here’s your camera back, Demyx. Thank you again for letting me borrow it.
-Members II, IV, VI, and VIII
I don’t know, that first verse seems like it’s written about Luxord.
But still, that about sums it up… interesting that someone has bothered trying to understand what we are… how we live.
Sorry, but we can’t find Demyx anywhere. Luxord claims he last saw him running past his room screaming something about, “NOOOOooOoOOOO!!!” Now I’m stuck trying to figure out where he went. What a waste of mission time. *sigh*
One song, coming right up!
I hope you appreciate this, anon. For the record, it was VERY hard to convince him to go along with your request.
I hope it’s alright. I was really nervous…
-Axel, Xion, and Roxas
We have nothing to “work out.” All we require between the two of us is cooperation.
….As you can see, it’s not that simple…
-Axel and Saïx
You bet! And you wouldn’t believe the chafing!
Demyx, again; you’re supposed to wear something under these coats.
I know that!….
……it’s just that I ran out of clean shirts recently….
-Demyx and Axel
Dear…well, you’re never going to get this letter, huh?
“A situation you couldn’t bail me out of,” huh? Maybe I should’ve been the one making that promise. I’m sorry I couldn’t keep you from changing…
I miss my best friend. It’s just not the same around here without you.
People sure are persistent, aren’t they?
But hey, maybe next time you should be a little more careful what you ask for. I DID dry it, didn’t I?
Well gee, aren’t you coming on a little strongly there for someone I just met? Though I suppose a sea salt ice cream wouldn’t hurt.
As for the hair, I just put a little gel on in the morning and slick it back. Easiest part of my morning.
Hehe, alright—got it memorized.
Dear curious fan,
We do not have time for such games. It is up to each individual to keep themselves in top sha—
Oh come on, that’s the most interesting suggestion we’ve gotten in a long time, Saïx. Don’t be such a stiff busy-body, I’m getting bored outta my skull.
I-I don’t know about this…maybe I’ll side with Saïx this time…
You’re just adverse to putting forth any physical effort into anything Demyx. Perhaps this sort of stimulation will do you some good—I approve of this event.
What? You’re the nerdy one, shouldn’t you be on my side???
This may be a good chance for me to gather data on all the members’ physical well-being and aptitude—I also approve.
Not you too, Vexen!
I’m game. I needed an excuse to challenge Luxord to another bet anyway. I’ll be getting back that munny if I have anything to say about it.
M-maybe I can just referee?
No way, Demy-kins—any opportunity to rough you up a bit without getting in trouble is too good to waste.
Somebody please help!!!
-Members II, IV, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and XII