The other members of the organization are colleagues of mine and I do not have any special affinity for any one of them….
Although… I suppose if I had to pick… due to our past friendship, I would say I collaborate well with Axel.
You have some weird taste if you think my old scarred face is “attractive.”
Attractiveness has no purpose to our greater cause.
I have no clue what you all are talking about. I’m attractive as hell.
I think we all know who wins the attractiveness contest, though…
Ouch, Rox. Way to help a pal out.
It’s okay Axel. It’s that smile of his.
Wait, I was kidding…
-Members II, VII, VIII, IX, X, and XIII
Saïx, please answer this letter. I have things to do.
……I cannot obey this order. I just…. no.
-Xemnas and Saïx
I’d be interested to find out if that list is actually written down.
It is. Vexen apparently took the liberty when he was bored one day. He gave me a copy for the records.
Really? Give me that!
Do you really want to read that?
Hey! I do not steal other people’s food and then try to blame other members!
Yes you do.
….Yeah, I do.
-Members VI, VII, and IX
We have nothing to “work out.” All we require between the two of us is cooperation.
….As you can see, it’s not that simple…
-Axel and Saïx
I don’t think I can make a choice, seeing as how I see no point or benefit.
Yeah, because we’re all just dying to be as straight and stiff-faced as you, Saïx.
Oh, I don’t know Xigbar, I for one wouldn’t mind a little more…input on how things are run around here…
I’d switch places with the Superior, and declare every other day a vacation. That, and enforce a strict “No bullying or nagging Demyx” policy.
-Demyx, Marluxia, Xigbar, and Saïx
Not particularly. Is there a point to this question? I’m a little busy with more important matters.
Dear curious fan,
We do not have time for such games. It is up to each individual to keep themselves in top sha—
Oh come on, that’s the most interesting suggestion we’ve gotten in a long time, Saïx. Don’t be such a stiff busy-body, I’m getting bored outta my skull.
I-I don’t know about this…maybe I’ll side with Saïx this time…
You’re just adverse to putting forth any physical effort into anything Demyx. Perhaps this sort of stimulation will do you some good—I approve of this event.
What? You’re the nerdy one, shouldn’t you be on my side???
This may be a good chance for me to gather data on all the members’ physical well-being and aptitude—I also approve.
Not you too, Vexen!
I’m game. I needed an excuse to challenge Luxord to another bet anyway. I’ll be getting back that munny if I have anything to say about it.
M-maybe I can just referee?
No way, Demy-kins—any opportunity to rough you up a bit without getting in trouble is too good to waste.
Somebody please help!!!
-Members II, IV, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and XII
My hair is this way because it is easy to maintain. I pity the dusk who dares to try anything with me.
Indifference is all I ever “feel”……
It is pointless to discuss the past. It has no meaning to me at this moment.
Love? Hmm. There were people in the past that I was involved with before becoming a Nobody, but nothing ever that serious. Still, I suppose the possibility isn’t out of the question once our hearts are restored.
I was very young when I became a Nobody, so I’ve never experienced the sensation of being in love. As such, I have no idea what it feels like, or whether it’s something I’d want or not…
That’s depressing Zexion. I was a regular smooth talker in my day—heck, I still am! And I don’t know about ‘good’, but I’d definitely be a fun dad!
Demyx taking care of kids? Now there’s a scary thought—he’s like a kid himself!
Indeed—I’d like to see the kind of person who could put up with his…antics. Such a person would need a strong center of fortitude.
Aww, why do you all have to be so mean?! I’d be good, I really would!
-Members VI, VII, VIII, IX, and XII
If we’re a dysfunctional family, I guess that makes Demyx the brat who gets on everybody’s nerves.
Oh yeah? Well then you’re the unscrupulous brother who always smart-mouths everyone—and you never share anything!
……yeah! And Xion and Roxas are the babies of the family. Obviously dad’s the Superior. Lexeaus is everybody’s cool and serious big brother, and Vexen’s the uncle with the weird hobbies.
I think you’re thinking about this a little too seriously, Demyx…
And you Zexion, you’re the brooding youth who’s always got his head stuck in a book.
There’s no talking any sense into you, is there…
But who’s mom? Let’s see, who’s largely responsible for the organization of our group, tells us where to go and what to do, and always gets on our case whenever we do anything wrong….?
-Members VI, VII, VIII, and IX
I know not of what comics you speak of.
But rest assured that anything that undermines my credibility as an authority figure will not go over lightly with me—I do have an organization to keep in line, after all.
Dear Disturbed Fan,
Yes, most of us are aware of this “shipping” fad that people seem to have taken up. We do not allow it to interfere with our work or with any of the necessary relationships that we must uphold as colleagues…. although on scarce occasions I have heard some of the members joking about the trend. They’re free to do so….
….until they start mentioning me, that is.
The former is a joke panel that Demyx thought would make fitting presents for all the organization members. He was wrong.
The second, if the trend among the other members when they equip this panel is anything to go by, draws its form from a hidden aspect of ourselves. Mine seems to draw it’s form from my previous life. Isa was always enthralled by the night sky, and used to dream of one day traversing it. There was also a particular folktale—a mere fairy tale—that he was fond of, about a rabbit on the moon…