I better hear a unanimous cry of, “Demyx’s stuff!”
More like “Demyx’s squeals of terror.” In fact, I think I’m in the mood for that number right now—mind putting it on repeat for me?
Yikes! Nevermind! This show’s sold out!
Aww, that’s too bad! I like your music, Demyx! I was hoping you’d play us some of it!
Oh, my non-existent heart! Cupid’s arrow has struck! See, Larxene, why can’t you be as nice as Xion here?
Nice? “Nice” is letting you live every morning when you play that racket you call “music.” You’re lucky there are rules preventing me from ending your performances—permanently.
A-ah haha….guess that just proves that not all rules are so bad…
-Demyx, Larxene, and Xion
*enthusiastic deep breath*—
Don’t even bother saying it kiddo, we all know it’s sea salt ice-cream.
How did you know?!
I guess we do spend enough time up on that clock tower that it’s pretty easy to read our modus operandi…
Gotta love mint chocolate chip! And I’ll eat any pizza, so long as it’s got a ton of cheese on it!
I’ve never had pizza before! Is it good?
"Is it good" she says. You totally realize what we have to have for dinner now, right?
But Demyx, we’re not allowed to—
I accept nothing other than a meat lover’s deep dish.
If no one remembers my green peppers, I won’t be happy.
Don’t put your icky peppers on my side. I’m fine with the meat thing, so long as there’s pepperoni and spicy sausage on there.
I don’t suppose there’s room for some pineapple or anchovies on there, is there?
…I can already see how this is going to end.
-Members II, VI, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV
The big boss picked ‘em out when he named us all. Guy’s got a thing for naming things, I guess. Some of them are kinda…lackluster in my opinion. Freeshooter? Why not something more exciting? I mean, at least Luxord got something poetic like “Gambler of Fate” for example.
Mine’s kind of weird too. I get the “key” part, but…destiny? Destiny of what?
I….didn’t get a title.
Aww, chin up. I’ll always have a special title for you, poppet.
….I thought I told you to stop calling her that.
W-why? It’s not mean or anything, is it…?
Yeah Axel, is there something wrong with it?
I know! You can share my title, Xion! I mean, we both have the same weapon (and we even actually shared them at one point), so it works!
Really?! Thanks Roxas! You’re the best!
-Axel, Roxas, Xion, and Xigbar
I don’t sing.
I hear you’re a pretty good dancer though.
*cough* Uh, let’s not mention that right now. Besides, don’t wanna steal the spotlight from Xion here.
Don’t worry, I’m gonna give it my best! Hope you all like it!
-Axel, Roxas, and Xion
Roxas… knows that I’m here.
He feels it. I know that he does. Even if he doesn’t know who I am… And I feel him, too. He’s right here with me. Just like the memories of us, that I still have. Roxas and I… Even if we’ll never meet Axel… Lea again, we’ll always stay close to them… with our emotions. And we’ll smile at him whenever Sora and him face. That’s all that I need.
You know, it’s still kind of weird how often I get praised on this blog. In the Organization, I’m used to it being the opposite, really…
That’s not true! Me and Roxas think you’re great! We say it all the time.
Yeah, you’ve taught me all sorts of stuff! You’re the best, Axel!
Don’t go giving me a swelled head guys—it’s big enough already without all your flattery. And anyway, I still don’t know why everyone asks for hugs. I’m not all that touchy-feely to begin with.
I guess we’ll just have to fix that, right Roxas?
Yeah! Let’s get him, Xion!
-Axel, Roxas, and Xion
Well, will you look at that. Look at their tiny, little coats!
They’re so cute! And they play games, too? Hmmm…..
Hey now, don’t go getting attached. I’m not even sure how we convinced the higher-ups to let you keep that stray dog you found the other day—I think that’s enough pets for now.
These fungi type Heartless tend to exhibit strange behaviors in general. It is a trend I’ve noticed not just with this particular species, but others as well. And unlike other Heartless, they don’t seem as ravenous for hearts either…
That is certainly….odd. Heartless that do not hunger for hearts? Perhaps further study is warranted.
See Axel! Vexen said it’s okay!
Alright, alright—but I’m totally keeping you two responsible for walks and things.
-Members IV, VI, VIII, XIII, and XIV
Aku… what now?
Oh, this thing again.
Ah, come on, not in front of the kids.
Wait, I don’t get it—
Allow me to explain XIV. “Ship” refers to a phrase the fans use to indicate support of the idea of romantic relations between—
Vexen you’re not helping!!!
-Members IV, VIII, XIII, and XIV
Wait… I’m Number I? Does that mean I’m the leader?
Haha, Superior Xion. That sounds like it’d be interesting.
Yeah, Axel. We’re best friends with the Superior!
For the rest of us though, I doubt it would make much of a difference.
Sure it does! I can’t tease Zexy about how our respective rankings are a racy pun anymore!
Shut up Demyx.
-The new members I, VI, VII, IX, X, and XIV
Ask me again when he’s not trying to poison me.
Quit badmouthing my cooking, I told you I didn’t know you were allergic to cumin.
And yet I don’t believe you.
Xaldin’s cooking is pretty good. We’d probably all forget to eat or live off frozen burritos without him around.
I like his cookies!
…….Yeah, me three.
-Members III, VIII, IX, XIII, and XIV
How could you say that? Not even just to me—to anyone! I don’t care what your reasons are, everybody wants the right to exist! E-everybody wants to exist…everybody should have the right to exist….all of us….
I know I’m….just less than even a memory, and I’m okay with that. There was no other way to save those who were important. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want….! If I could, I’d give anything to see my friends! I don’t care if they never remember me, I just…want to know they’re safe and alright. If only there was a way…
You can make your own sea salt ice cream???
Uh, we just buy them at the store…we don’t really know how to make ‘em…
Maybe we should try it though! Then we could have sea salt ice cream whenever we wanted!
Axel, Roxas, and Xion
The more the merrier!
….We need to work on your guys’ trust issues. Specifically your lack of any….
-Axel, Roxas, and Xion
I’m partial to grilled cheese sandwiches.
Sea salt ice cream!
The blood of my enemies.
Larxene, your jokes; they’re never very funny.
-Members VI, IX, XII, and XIV
Ice cream’s more than salt and ice, you know….
Really??? Does that mean you know the recipe, Axel?
Well no, it’s just—
We should try making some!
*sigh* I guess I could try looking up how to make home-made ice cream and we can try to figure something out…
-Roxas, Axel, and Xion